Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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