I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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