Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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