I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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