Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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