let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Too much gin, very little bucket
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
