Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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