and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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