We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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