chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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