Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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