Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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