I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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