guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I deserve to be covered in dicks
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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