fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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