Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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