what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Come on in and take your pants off
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
