Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
