it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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