would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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