girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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