Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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