id be glad to
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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