DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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