Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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