Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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