Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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