The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
well you can't waste a boner
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
do nipples grow back?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
