just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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