why didn't you poke me back
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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