It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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