I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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