So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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