I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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