There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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