Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
