So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
