That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
im six kinds of drunk right now
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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