First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
