So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
two words: eviction party
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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