Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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