i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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