I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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