genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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