ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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