i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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