it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
