It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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