I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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