so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
