omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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