try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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