My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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