i was born a porn star she said
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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