i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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