so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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