alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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