i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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